Wedding Demotivational Poster
MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.
HAPPILY EVER AFTER - On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the church a free man
ONE-STOP SHOPPING -
BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE! -
REDNECK WEDDING - YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR SISTER
MARRIAGE & BANKS - They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.
REDNECK WEDDING CAKE - The only thing missing is the Toast to the happy couple with this morning's Moonshine
CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.
DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!
IT'S A TRAP - Admiral Ackbar knows.
MARRIAGE - ... is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.
YOU CAN'T HIDE - WHAT'S INSIDE. And that white dress isn't fooling anyone either!
BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...
A STAR WARS THEMED WEDDING... - Notice anything missing at this event?
THE ROYAL WEDDING - Katherine, I don't think that is the first kiss the subjects were expecting
LOVE - WTF are you serious?
CAKE WAR -
BIGAMY - â€œBigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.â€ Oscar Wilde
A DISNEY WEEK - is clearly when the Prince gets married and the bad guy gets killed
MMMM... - Plasticky
BLOODY GOOD SHOW -
UH-OH - Replacing ‘here comes the bride’ with 'who let the dogs out' at your sister's lesbian wedding probably wasn’t the smartest choice you’ve ever made
THAT ABOUT COVERS IT - Husseys' one stop shopping. If they don't have it, you don't need it.
OR ANY OTHER ANNIVERSARY -
SHE STANDS ALONE -
FIRST IMPRESSION - You thought they flipped you off huh?
MC WEDDING -
BEST WEDDING DRESS - Let's just hope the Reverend can stay focused!
RESPECT WHERE DUE... -
WEDDING BELLS -
IN SOME SITUATIONS - It's best NOT to hyphenate your name
WEDDING RING -
INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES -
HUMOR HER - I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.
WAL MART WEDDINGS - Located between Sporting Goods and Automotive
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER -
INSPIRATION - It's Everywhere
MARRIAGE - He is so screwed... literally!
SOMEONE - had too much wine at the wedding (DAMN! Why wasn't I invited?)
ROAST PIG WEDDING - Bacon joined in eternal deliciousness. Mazel Tov! It's a potroast!
BROKEN VOWS -
CIAO BELLA -
BIGAMY - Is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
I HEAR BANJOS -
R U N N E R U P - Plan B for the Royal Wedding was my fav!
OUR MARRIAGE - My wife submits and I obey. She always lets me have her way.
DAY DREAMS - "I can't wait to have more dream weddings!"
WEDDING CAKE -
WEDDING VOWS -
THIS FINGER - Worse than the middle finger.
50th Wedding Anniversary -
AH, THE GUEST LIST -
GRENADE MARRIAGE - Because they thought a shotgun wedding would have been too cliche
A REAL MAN - He dresses the BRIDESMAIDS on HIS wedding day!
YEAH, RIGHT -
THE BRIDE - She's the one with the veil
NEW STEPMOM - My real Mommy's are bigger.
WEDDING BLISS - I think they just finished the part of the ceremony where they chop off and put his testicles in her handbag.
BORING - Can't we cut this and get to the honey moon?
LOLZW - LOL zombie wedding! I'll go get the shotgun~
VAMPIRE WEDDING - Am I the only one who gets the weirdness?
WEDDING DAY -
THE HAPPY COUPLE -
A WEDDING... - ... is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
ROYAL FLYOVER -
IT'S OK - I didn't want to be here anyways.
SELF CONSCIOUSNESS -
WEDDING SOUVENIR - The most dangerous food is a wedding cake. Keep one of these handy...
ENGAGED - -
WEDDINGS AND BOOZE - making heterosexual white men think they can dance for generations.
LIFE'S A BEACH -
TYING THE KNOT IN STYLE -
MISS GRACE VAN CUTSEM - So young.....So angry! DAMN THAT RAP-MUSIC!!!
WORK - Has some advantageous side-effects
Time Travel -
RULE # 21 - Definitely make sure she's 18.
RULE # 115 - Never walk away from a fellow crasher wearing a funny jacket!!
PREGNANT BRIDE - Married as a result of community.
RULE # 32 - Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
I Want You To Want Me -
Wedding Reception -
Royal Wedding -
Wedding Dress -
A Packaged Deal -
SOMETHING BORROWED, SOMETHING BLUE - Don't worry; our wedding should go off without a hitch.
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