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Wedding Demotivational Poster

MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.

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WTFO - August 27, 2012, 10:10 pm
I have the same problem. Last night I was about to create one and realized that I already did it with a different picture. Again, I apologize for the repeat. However, if I'm going to repeat someone, at least I picked a motifaker I respect.
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:58 pm
I would insert the two missing words, but it's Monday
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:50 pm
amazing it doesn't happen more often with as many as been posted on here. I'm waiting for the day I recreate one the I've already done. You got my 5L
WTFO - August 27, 2012, 12:06 am
I had no idea. Certainly wasn't my intent to redo a poster. Much respect to Airman for turning the phrase into a poster first.
spacedog - August 23, 2012, 12:57 am
127549 Word for word.
tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:42 pm
One of the best I've seen!! Actually laughed out loud!!!
forseti - August 14, 2012, 10:01 am
Now I know why I'm pretty good at poker since I'm married...
WTFO - August 14, 2012, 12:44 am
Much appreciated.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:38 pm
Suh-weet! 5L, and I wish I could give it more.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:57 pm


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Verdeckt - October 10, 2011, 4:00 pm
Sweet!... Fav'd


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Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:41 pm
You gotta allow for Mormons ;)
Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:59 pm
not if there were 4,153,237 spouses

HAPPILY EVER AFTER - On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the church a free man

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 5:47 pm
and I'll take it ! thanks chalkman :)
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm
i give you 5
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm
haha funny s5it
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 9:58 pm
hey GaryO, sup ? you know you're only as old as the women you feel... I've only been here a few days too, but you might want to check out the stuff by the older members, you have some seriously good sh*t there !
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:22 pm
...and I tend to repeat myself....admin...little help here (please)
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:21 pm
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:20 pm
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 2:47 pm
The Force of LOL is strong with this one. . .
mariand - January 27, 2012, 12:45 am
good one...original ;)
Budog - January 26, 2012, 9:38 pm


BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day

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Kilted - September 10, 2012, 1:45 pm
Don't blink.
DavidEMartin - August 24, 2011, 12:38 pm
Hey, she just survived an alternate lifetime and helped restart the universe. Give her some cake !
champ99 - August 24, 2011, 10:06 am
It's a Trap!
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 12:31 am
The cake is a lie


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Rating: 3.56/5

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ICEMAN - February 16, 2012, 6:47 pm
And then there is this... #73827
krazyivanthedivine - February 15, 2012, 10:07 pm
I take offense! I don't live in the Allagash...

MARRIAGE & BANKS - They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.

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WTFO - October 22, 2011, 10:47 pm
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 5:04 am
And harder to do when you're underage
mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:56 am
lol...this is cool

REDNECK WEDDING CAKE - The only thing missing is the Toast to the happy couple with this morning's Moonshine

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GaryO - February 17, 2012, 3:19 pm
that'5 a LOL

DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!

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Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds

IT'S A TRAP - Admiral Ackbar knows.

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pieman - January 21, 2010, 10:50 am
Oral sex reminds him of home.
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 1:04 am
He should know..... but he does'nt know that.


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Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?

MARRIAGE - ... is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.

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YOU CAN'T HIDE - WHAT'S INSIDE. And that white dress isn't fooling anyone either!

BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...

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Rating: 3.88/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 11:15 pm
Yikes! It looks like all the extra she's eaten came off his plate! If she doesn't starve him to death in the first three months, there's always rolling over in bed. He looks to frail to lift his own body, much less hers.
Tarapin - August 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
Why cut it, just give her the whole thing
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:20 pm
Keep up the good work. You're getting there.

A STAR WARS THEMED WEDDING... - Notice anything missing at this event?

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Anonymous2 - June 3, 2010, 11:58 pm
Sorry, but I can't seem to find the droids. Anytime I go looking, some old greybeard tells me they're not there.


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zach - November 3, 2009, 5:19 pm
lol wow i never new you were the one doing thes cool pics with messeges lol sweet
[email protected] - August 13, 2009, 10:43 am
having three women refuse to suck him off, while they run thru his money shopping.
Anonymous2 - June 20, 2009, 2:04 pm
Maybe, but just think of the things he'll be doing on his honeymoon.

THE ROYAL WEDDING - Katherine, I don't think that is the first kiss the subjects were expecting

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Budog - May 2, 2011, 2:56 pm
Yeah, it is nice to be able to poke fun at another nations public figures but our own occasionally...
Budog - May 2, 2011, 2:49 pm
Whole lotta slurpin' going on!!!
Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:37 pm
Some choose to see no evil, other prefer to hear no evil.
Brawler - April 30, 2011, 3:19 pm
Royal weddings, always fun to poke fun at:D Good one..


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forseti - April 11, 2013, 10:05 am
2L each eye color.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:59 am
rofl 10 L :)
Derek - October 23, 2009, 5:28 am
Can't understand why Cher is single...

LOVE - WTF are you serious?

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Rating: 3.23/5

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btuis - February 24, 2010, 2:11 pm
why is that thing alive?
NYHCx845 - December 10, 2009, 11:08 pm
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 8:15 pm
Hey! All men should show that soldier some respect! Talk about throwing yourself on a grenade. He's a hero for making that sacrifice so none of us had to.
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 6:25 pm
I would rather jerk off with a cheese grater.
TheSarge - November 21, 2009, 2:11 am
Stupid cadets...
RAWR - August 31, 2009, 1:01 pm
gasp! its Dewy!
Grammar Nazi - March 27, 2009, 10:30 pm
Ew. He's ugly.
... - March 26, 2009, 5:55 pm
oh my god, I´d rather go gay than put my dick inside THAT THING!
[email protected] - February 6, 2009, 10:00 pm
that's a dude with male pattern baldness, this is a joke.
rerun - January 18, 2009, 5:31 pm
This is his "thanks" for serving his country
pro - December 18, 2008, 4:23 am
She (?) looks like the entity with the tiara from a different poster.
MeanGene - December 18, 2008, 4:21 am
Wow.... I don't even know what to... just wow.
Dave - November 26, 2008, 1:45 pm
Having nothing left to live for, Eddie joined the Army.
shtoink - November 26, 2008, 4:29 am
thats scott on the left. and hes pregnant
BuZZbomb - November 26, 2008, 12:09 am
Before he left for duty, he swore he would marry his one true love. So he spoke those five special words. "Will you marry me, Mom"


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BIGAMY - “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde

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HAHA - April 14, 2009, 10:19 pm
That one bitch has some nice legs. Love white stockings.
Crunk - March 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
Gay Test - this guy passed, Oscar Wilde failed
ZenMaster - December 13, 2008, 3:18 am
Not with them... They're twins, only one mother-in-law.
Scorpio7 - November 8, 2008, 7:07 am
Gotta love them Mormons!
RnR - October 11, 2008, 5:16 am
not to mention the number of mothers-in-law...

A DISNEY WEEK - is clearly when the Prince gets married and the bad guy gets killed

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Derek - May 4, 2011, 5:57 am
Well spotted, that man.

MMMM... - Plasticky


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Rating: 4.81/5

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UH-OH - Replacing ‘here comes the bride’ with 'who let the dogs out' at your sister's lesbian wedding probably wasn’t the smartest choice you’ve ever made

THAT ABOUT COVERS IT - Husseys' one stop shopping. If they don't have it, you don't need it.

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David A - February 4, 2010, 11:47 am
Motifakers alike are lining up for the 3 in 1 special!



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Rating: 4.65/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:13 pm
THAT is going to leave a mark.
MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 12:54 am
I don't know what made me laugh harder the poster or your remark!
spacedog - May 8, 2012, 6:54 pm
HA! After a short drive, the honeymoon was definitely over. 5L


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spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:14 pm
That's quite the response Emilio. Hopefully it means you like it.
EmilioDumphque - July 25, 2012, 5:04 pm
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
spacedog - July 19, 2012, 8:53 pm
Thanks pickleviper.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 5:25 pm
Total frikkin poetry, spacedog. 5L all day long.

FIRST IMPRESSION - You thought they flipped you off huh?

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jig - February 10, 2012, 2:02 pm
you **********. Euh sorry! I meant nice rings.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2013, 2:30 pm
Now, I've seen everything.

BEST WEDDING DRESS - Let's just hope the Reverend can stay focused!

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hootizz - June 28, 2010, 6:34 pm
Ummmm.., do you think that she can get away with wearing white..?? somehow I don't think so..!! The 'stag do' would have been fun...


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Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:40 pm
Much gratitude...
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 5:39 pm
5 courageous lions for sure. Good one Rick.
Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:29 pm
Thank you... :)
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 5:04 pm
Profound... 5L


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Rating: 4.67/5

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djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 8:30 pm
Or past tense if delayed until after you're married. :/

IN SOME SITUATIONS - It's best NOT to hyphenate your name

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LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:22 am
Yeah, I always cry at weddings too.
iburnpeoplewearingkilts - June 17, 2009, 2:00 am
Oh man I was crying when i read this. Bravo.


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Matters_Not - January 11, 2009, 1:41 pm
not true guys. i havent had the time to mess with the forum or figure it out. maybe i will give it a shot later today.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 11, 2009, 1:18 pm
I think Matters_Not saw "Forum" and said "No thanks, I'm againstum!"
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 11:23 am
You know, sometimes going to the Forum and doing an intro can be helpful in discerning things like that. Look - I used a big fuckin' word!!! Did you see what I did there!?
Matters_Not - January 11, 2009, 5:33 am
cry me a river
Matters_Not - January 11, 2009, 3:58 am
so......deltabob......i always assumed you were a dude!....but yer not right? cause that would make you a...........*ewww*
Culos - January 11, 2009, 3:40 am
Sure, but does he get them at home????


HUMOR HER - I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.

WAL MART WEDDINGS - Located between Sporting Goods and Automotive

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AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:57 pm
I was not married at walmart. If you need to know that is my slave standing next to the new wife.
hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:23 pm
second fom the bottom. Man: So what was your surprise dear? Oh god no, it's a trap!
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 6:33 pm
6 degrees of seperation! I got this e-mail too!!
sickartist - March 22, 2010, 4:08 pm
Hey! I got married by an Elvis impersonator 5 "hunk of burning love" L's


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Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:44 pm
I rather suspect sour grapes on Schopenhauer's part

INSPIRATION - It's Everywhere

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 1:35 pm
Who's idea wa5 it for the bridesmaids' dresses? Maria Von Trapp?
dy2012 - May 31, 2012, 12:29 pm
guess what the groom's attire :)
Bull - May 31, 2012, 4:01 am
The carpet might not match the drapes ... but the dresses do.

MARRIAGE - He is so screwed... literally!

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SOMEONE - had too much wine at the wedding (DAMN! Why wasn't I invited?)

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Derek - November 25, 2009, 3:45 pm
I was going to be there but couldn't find a shirt


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mooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:25 am
repost with lamer text.

ROAST PIG WEDDING - Bacon joined in eternal deliciousness. Mazel Tov! It's a potroast!

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David A - February 4, 2010, 11:52 am
UUUHHHH...You gonna eat that?


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HolyBiffen - February 22, 2011, 6:50 pm
Love it!
valkor - February 20, 2011, 11:17 pm
BoneCD - February 20, 2011, 7:11 pm
Thanks Cranky
crankyhead - February 20, 2011, 4:59 pm
this is am5ome


BIGAMY - Is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 10:04 pm
5L from me. Need I mention that I'm married?


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R U N N E R U P - Plan B for the Royal Wedding was my fav!

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frankie35 - May 4, 2011, 7:14 pm
you will have one is by marrying prince harry

OUR MARRIAGE - My wife submits and I obey. She always lets me have her way.


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DAY DREAMS - "I can't wait to have more dream weddings!"

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THIS FINGER - Worse than the middle finger.

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50th Wedding Anniversary -


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Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:14 am
One of life's most rediculous truths.
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 7:29 pm
LOL! Been there. Don't forget the people YOU won't speak to again, but that usually doesn't happen until AFTER the wedding. ;)

GRENADE MARRIAGE - Because they thought a shotgun wedding would have been too cliche

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SRD - June 29, 2012, 10:29 am
I think it will end with a bang
steve1961 - June 29, 2012, 3:00 am
I've got a sneaky feeling that the marriage won't last...5 or 6 seconds, tops.

A REAL MAN - He dresses the BRIDESMAIDS on HIS wedding day!

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TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2010, 9:34 pm
Sorry but...tagged.
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 8:49 pm
TTH had a beautiful ceremony.

THE BRIDE - She's the one with the veil

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NEW STEPMOM - My real Mommy's are bigger.

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Woodywood03a - September 23, 2009, 12:30 am
Now, thats Priceless.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:05 pm
Now this is the deeeep South. Right, Mullet Jr?
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 7:50 pm
Rare for a step-mom!


WEDDING BLISS - I think they just finished the part of the ceremony where they chop off and put his testicles in her handbag.

BORING - Can't we cut this and get to the honey moon?

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Derek - December 18, 2009, 3:32 pm
It'll be a disappointment... lacks staying power.


LOLZW - LOL zombie wedding! I'll go get the shotgun~

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Bakstabr - June 10, 2010, 9:34 am
It's funny but i think it would have been better with the "Zombie Wedding" as the big text with "giving a whole new meaning to shotgun wedding" underneath. Just me though

VAMPIRE WEDDING - Am I the only one who gets the weirdness?

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:51 am
Haha, well pointed out. I did not notice that. XD
mally - February 12, 2009, 2:28 am
i like how they didnt powder her underarm


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Iconoclast - August 17, 2010, 8:40 pm
Thank you, friends.
Anonymous2 - August 17, 2010, 4:20 pm
Are you kidding, Iconoclast? This is pure 5L to me!
Iconoclast - August 17, 2010, 2:15 pm
This was my 150th Motifake as Iconoclast. Did one on Polygamy as Liam when I first discovered Motifake. This is not my best, but far from my worst.
pzykosiz - August 17, 2010, 12:28 am
very nice

A WEDDING... - ... is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.


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Derek - April 30, 2011, 7:14 am
What music should play to the Tornadoes and Eurofighters that followed?
GySgt1811 - April 29, 2011, 5:38 pm
"Never in the field of human conflict have so many owed so much to so few." God, how I love that irascible old bastard.
Airman - April 29, 2011, 5:06 pm
I was watching this morning when they flew over. I was waiting for air sirens, and for Churchill to appear
GySgt1811 - April 29, 2011, 4:54 pm
My goodness, Airman! I had no idea there was a Lanc still airworthy! I wonder who flew it? Great pic. 5 Biggin Hills landings

IT'S OK - I didn't want to be here anyways.


WEDDING SOUVENIR - The most dangerous food is a wedding cake. Keep one of these handy...

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guyfox - April 5, 2011, 5:18 pm
just in case you get a glimpse of the bride and groom


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Bovee - January 19, 2010, 4:25 pm
a good old fasion north dakota wedding. odds are its a cash bar.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:38 pm
im supprised they are both open choke
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 1:05 pm
Nope. I had a formal wedding...her Daddy had a white shotgun.
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 12:19 pm
Luckily the view I had was only with a single barrel shotgun.
MO - November 20, 2009, 11:48 am
I know what this is! It's a snow cone maker! (cause it'd make my cojnes freeze up in a jiff)
culos - November 20, 2009, 11:45 am
Does this look familiar to any of you?
giulio - November 20, 2009, 8:44 am
Great. 5L!

WEDDINGS AND BOOZE - making heterosexual white men think they can dance for generations.

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 28, 2009, 1:19 am
Can that happen? WELL, CAN IT???? AAAUUGGHH!!!!! Very demotivating!
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 9:25 pm
5L! God, and I live on a beach. Great Poster Mr. SpaceDog!
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 9:05 pm
5L!! You'll always think Life's a Beach...untill you marry one


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LC - August 25, 2009, 12:53 am
Funny - I thought Socrates preferred men. In any case great poster!
Derek - August 4, 2009, 2:44 am
This tells you what Socrates's wife was like ;-)



WORK - Has some advantageous side-effects

Time Travel -

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Titfuckerson - November 23, 2008, 2:32 pm
I just had sex with all of them and now rejoice in my pool of AIDS. GRAWWWWRRR 8===D
Sean - October 26, 2008, 7:34 pm
As always, I appreciate and take great pride in the harm I have caused others whose sense of humor and mine overlap even slightly. Thanks, and bye.
Nobody - October 26, 2008, 11:56 am
OMG, awesome! Creepy and retina-burning, but still funny!
nathan yeo - October 24, 2008, 3:57 pm
She's wearing a cow print bikini bottom isn't she!
Casper - June 1, 2008, 6:43 pm
y'know they should have some restrictions as to who can be nude at a nude beach
Captain Whitey - May 10, 2008, 2:09 am
If that topless thing in the background is a woman, there's boobage, NSFW.

RULE # 21 - Definitely make sure she's 18.

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Jack Michaelson - September 2, 2009, 7:27 am
Really nice body but meh I dunno about that face.

RULE # 115 - Never walk away from a fellow crasher wearing a funny jacket!!

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Will Tippin - September 2, 2009, 7:24 am
If the top male and female comics in the world had a baby, and then the 2nd best male and female comics had a baby, and then those two babies had a baby together, this is the kind of amazing joke that kid would come up with. This is fucking awesome.

PREGNANT BRIDE - Married as a result of community.

RULE # 32 - Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.

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Rating: 1.6/5

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I Want You To Want Me -

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MissPriss - August 30, 2013, 12:03 am
Wow...then I guess I'm an exception and if that guy is my choices, very happy to be an exception. Teehee.
chickenlittle - August 29, 2013, 11:52 pm
This pic just confirms my theory that there is someone for everyone! :)
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:25 pm
They actually made history... first couple to marry outside their own immediate family... teehee.
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:23 pm
Well I'd have to guess, by looking at that poor bugger, she was...once!
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:20 pm
I think that's called fatal attraction dear Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:12 pm
No credit for hers? Hey at least she didn't embarrass herself by wearing heels...teehee
JesusWept - August 29, 2013, 4:40 pm
Beggars can't be choosers hehe.
Reality Lord - August 29, 2013, 4:11 pm

perfect match. they each took one for the team. YAY....btw...who is on top ?
GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:22 am
I’ve always been revoltingly attracted to shin lard. 5 Lumps
ughomer - August 29, 2013, 7:16 am

Screwed -

Wedding Reception -

Royal Wedding -

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Zeitguy - July 1, 2014, 12:28 am
Excellent display of royal pageantry.

Wedding Dress -

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MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:55 am
It's actually a wedding cake. Run if you like but, finally a chance for you to "have" your cake and "eat" it too...bahaha!
EmilioDumphque - June 15, 2014, 3:48 pm
Brother, Beware!

A Packaged Deal -

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spacedog - January 2, 2014, 9:29 am
GaryO - January 2, 2014, 8:22 am

SOMETHING BORROWED, SOMETHING BLUE - Don't worry; our wedding should go off without a hitch.